23 October 2009

Raising Environmentalists

While I admire your commitment to the creed of "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle," I would much rather have you toss your empty Capri Sun pouch instead of saving it to use as a whoopie cushion.

He does get 10 points for creativity, though.

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Now Offering: Humanity

Based on the ads I'm seeing lately, I have to conclude: "We really hate ourselves, don't we?" Two recent examples:  A bus ...