Showing posts with label The Great Outdoors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Great Outdoors. Show all posts

07 October 2010

My Kids Have It All

"IT ALL" currently includes:

• 19 wasp stings, on two bodies;
• raging poison oak;
• two wicked paper cuts;
• one blistered, swollen, crazy-allergy-response, 5-inch in diameter bug bite;
• healing blisters from new soccer shoes;
• one really, really bad attitude.

We've been powering through ice packs, benadryl, ibuprofen, neosporin, and bandaids. None of that is helping Little T, who is afflicted with the really, really bad attitude.

Nature is overrated. As are 4 year-olds.

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