I'M GOIN' IN.
IF I DON'T EMERGE BY THANKSGIVING, SEND TURKEY. AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PIE.
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Oh god. This does NOT sound good. I'd say it almost sounds like the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, but that's just silly. Everyone knows zombies don't like saltines.
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