05 April 2009

Forget About Giving Peace a Chance

Parenthood: It's really all out warfare between parents and children. Our only hope is to band together at all costs, wear flack jackets, arm ourselves to the teeth and always, always watch each others' back. That, and hold on tight and hope we get them before they get us.

Signed,

one battle weary mama

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1 comment:

Viv said...

Dear Battle Weary Mama,

I am so sorry for your pain. I myself made the mistake of thinking that because a week had passed without battle, the enemy troops might be retreating...please do not ever make this mistake. The enemy troops replenished their supplies, planned new attack strategies, and are currently winning the war. Damn those trojan horses!

From the trenches,

Mom of desTROYed morale