Here are a couple of things I never really thought I would have to explain:
• Why it's not a good idea to put glue in the bathtub while your three little sisters are taking a bath.
• Why it's not a good idea to store your bedtime story in the bathroom sink...while you are brushing your teeth.
And how about this for a question from a nine-year old?
"Mom, do you know what 'She had a son for her cradle ere she had a husband for her bed' means?"
That crazy Shakespeare again!