Where I Learn That My Cakes Have Created a Problem
"Mommy, you know what my cake wants to look like?
It wants to be grassy, with bushes, and flowers, and there’s a bench, with flowers and bushes next to it, and a little girl is sitting on the bench playing guitar, and her pants have flowers, and her shoes have flowers and her shirt says “Yeah, I play like a monkey, jealous?” And did I tell you about the sun part? I want the sun up in the sky. Oh, and a rainbow.
OK mommy? Can my cake look like that?"
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