The Last 20 Minutes
Got home from the grocery store.
Trying to make dinner.
Girl doing laps through the house on heelies.
Girl playing "volleyball" with a rubber glove balloon.
Boy playing a loud video game.
Boy putting clean dishes away loudly.
Girl riding unicorn hobby horse throughout the house, yelling random things.
Girl opening freezer door forcefully and straight into her sister's forehead.
Boy doing his best imitation of Eminem.
Girl crying about something and yelling "HEY GIVE ME MY PONY BACK!"
Girl repeatedly kicking a soccer ball against the kitchen door.
Girl hiding Biscuit the dog from other girl.
Girl crying and yelling "WHERE'S BISCUIT???"
Kids ignoring orders to put stuff away.
Girl making tent in living room. This is the part where I go on record to say that I hate tents.
Children asking to watch a movie like they're entitled.
Boy singing Hey Jude.
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Mom drinking beer.
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