23 November 2010

S. O. S.

SEND LYSOL, GINGER ALE AND SALTINES.

I'M GOIN' IN.

IF I DON'T EMERGE BY THANKSGIVING, SEND TURKEY. AND LOTS AND LOTS OF PIE.


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2 comments:

Teacher Mommy said...

Oh god. This does NOT sound good. I'd say it almost sounds like the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, but that's just silly. Everyone knows zombies don't like saltines.

Suburban Correspondent said...

It's just not a holiday without someone puking, you know...