"T just pooed and peed on the floor in her room while she was in a time out for scratching deep ruts in her sister's chest. While I'm trying to help E with her math, V wants me to help him with something he is building, L wants me to read aloud some more, and S is probably eating cake."
I then texted him a four letter word that was not Puck.
OK, off to read the next chapters of Beyond The Western Sea.
Never a dull moment. I really wish there were.
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