Four more days in my cycle to go, I wanna be sequestered
Nothin' I can do nowhere I can go, I wanna be sequestered
Just get me a hot pad, put me in my bed
Hurry hurry hurry 'fore I whack you in the head
I can't control my hormones so I'll let them rage instead
Oh no no no no no
Three more days in my cycle to go, I wanna be sequestered
Nothin' I can do nowhere I can go, I wanna be sequestered
Just get me some Motrin, stay out of my way
Hurry hurry hurry 'fore I regret what I say
I can't control my temper, I scream and yell all day
Oh no no no no no
Two more days in my cycle to go, I wanna be sequestered
Nothin' I can do nowhere I can go, I wanna be sequestered
Just give me peace and quiet, shut your damn pie hole
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control the bloating I can't control the flow
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sequestered
Nothin' I can do nowhere I can go, I wanna be sequestered
Just put me in a red tent and throw away the key
Hurry hurry hurry before Linda Blair is me
I can't control the crazy so I think I'll let it be.
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sequestered
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sequestered
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sequestered
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sequestered
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3 comments:
Hilarious.
LOL!!! Ah, I do not miss those days.
I frickin' LOVE my Mirena.
How did you manage to be so CLEVER and ACCURATE using that song as a model?
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