God, grant me the valium
To put a happy face on the things I cannot change,
The liquid courage (I prefer Guinness) to force the children to do what I want,
And the wisdom to know when to put myself in a time out.
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Praise be.
Don't take those simultaneously, it'll f up your liver.
HM: So noted. I promise to wait at least 10 minutes between the two.
Why 10 minutes? You mean you can't use the beer to wash down the Valium? News to me.
Viv, I know, HM is such a buzz kill. :)
Oh good, so now I"M the cop. My parents, teachers, and every other authority figure I've ever had would be shocked.
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