Where Enthusiasm Gets Scary
My youngest helped me make dinner tonight. I started to wisk the eggs, but she got all excited that she wanted to do it. "ME ME ME ME, Mommy, I DO IT !"
Sure honey, you can do it! Here you go, here's the wisk, here's how you do it. Good girl!
"GOODY GOODY GOODY! I GET TO KILL THE BABY CHICKS."
She is truly terrifying.
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