"I don't hate all boys. Just most of them." -- 4 yr. old
"Frogs are the best birthday present anyone ever got ever." -- 9 yr. old
"I hurt my leg at school today, so I took the kiss you gave me this morning off of my mouth and put it on my leg to make me feel better." -- 4 yr. old
"Mommy, it's 10 o'clock in my butt." -- 2 yr.old
"If I miss the soccer picture day this year, I'll have to be photoshopped in to it." -- 10 yr. old
No vitriole here, just hours of endless entertainment.
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