"Why did God invent port-a-potties? Because they stink!" (As in, why would He invent something smelly.)
Her: "I miss Grandpa Richard! You know why?"
Me: "Why sweetie?"
Her: "Because he died!"
"Mom, that is amazing! That is amazing! Wow! I love it!" This was her response to the car making different sounds on different types of pavement along I-80.
All of this in one little car ride. Keeping up with her is a full time job, with a great benefits package.
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